STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize