i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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