She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
not ubering you a puppy
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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