You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Couch. On fire.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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