real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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