Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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