Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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