Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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