margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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