Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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