u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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