i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
