he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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