I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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