Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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