The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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