I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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