It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
