SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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