just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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