I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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