So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Say something about gay babies.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Do plants get herpes?
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