This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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