Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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