that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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