whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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