I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
