I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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