You're completely useless in the revolution.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Drake has all the answers
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
