So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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