The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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