You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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