Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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