you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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