so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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