We're facebook friends in real life
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Is it penis luge time yet?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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