Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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