so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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