I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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