any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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