The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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