just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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