She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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