I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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