I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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