i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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