So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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