I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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