I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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