Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Dick very happy bro
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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